悪事の数々。

This guy figured out how to open the gate to go upstairs.  He came down stairs with a dripping wet toilet brush.  As I cleaned up the floors, there was a whole roll of toilet tissue stuffed in the toilet bowl.  The next morning, he escaped from our bed, then woke me up before 7am.  He was drenched wet.  He ran to the bathroom, then fell by slipping on the floor to his back.  Our bathroom was not only wet, but it was a lake.  It was all toilet water.  Again, the brand new toilet tissue was empty, moreover, I saw the two hand towels were in the toilet along with melted tissue.  I could see more as my body woke up. He, the wall, floor...everything was covered with melted tissue and wet.  I am not a morning person at all.  I am somehow irritated in the morning for no reason.  This morning, my anger hit the top of my limit.  I yelled at him almost violently for 30 min while I was cleaning and gave him a shower, then I found out the window was open. I'm glad nobody called police.  Well, he is over a handful. 

モンスター君のために階段の下と上に二つゲートがついているのですが、最近、軽々と開けるようになってしまいました。ついこの間も、水を滴らせてトイレのブラシを持ってキッチンに登場。もしかして、と思ったらもしかして。2階のトイレ、トイレットペーパーが詰まり、流れない状態に。その翌日、ずぶ濡れのやんちゃ君が朝7時前にベッドに登場。すごーく嫌な予感を胸に洗面所へ。「イェーイ！」とやんちゃ君、脇を駆け抜けていったと思ったら、思いっきりスッテンころりん。バスルームが水浸し、というか湖でした。目が覚めてきてよく見ると、壁も床もやんちゃ君もとろけたティッシュがべっとり。トイレには溶ろけたトイレットペーペーが丸ごと1本、タオルが2本、そしてお掃除ブラシが突き刺さった状態に。
こんな毎日。君の後片付けが終わるのは毎晩夜中だよ。